I HAVE RETURNED STRONGER THAN EVER

Birt 22 feb 2021
The man is back so the memes are back
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  • He's BACK!

    • Very buff, reminds me, got laundry to do.

    • “I’m baaaack” god no not Kyle

    • Yay the king is back

    • Hey jack I want u to look up Bradley marten bro

    • The god have given us him!!!!!!

  • 17:16 I relate to this so much. I used to tell myself. "Having a bad day? Just PUNCH YOUR DEPRESSION IN THE FACE" And go do something that makes you happy. Eat tacobell, play a game, listen to music, etc. Also For Funniest videos choose video game fails or glitches would be a fun theme

  • nooooo nononono leave the man bun pls :(

  • JEESUS CHRIST THAT'S A GLOW UP AND A HALF RIGHT THERE! SO PROUD *cries cutely*

  • thank goodness your back, the community missed you so so much, I pray to have a community like yours one day

  • OMG THE READING COMMENTS MUSIC EDITOR I LOVE YOU

  • Ireland is the best

  • My sadness is now cured 🤣.

  • I am used to cameras, butt this is different

  • Didn't the norse invade dublin ireland waaaaay back then? And Seán is both norse and irish?!😮

  • Welcome back Gaelic Gladiator.🙂💚🙂

  • New logo idea. Hear me out. Septic eye cartoon with a cup of top of the morning midnight oil blend coffee with the LAUGH board in the background

  • DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THOSE LUSHUS LOCKS (p.s. you look 20 ngl)

  • dont change the logo or i will steal ur cat.

  • Oh fuck yea he's back the man the legend Irish man sean

  • Great jack you just fead all the fan fics lol

  • Video description: Jack looks at memes and vividly describes his colonoscopy with little context

  • I know exactly how that colonoscopy stuff is which he is talking about `-_- its very uncomfortable but when they "went" to remove stuff I got anesthetized and got pain pills for two (or was it three?) weeks thereafter, but here in Sweden healthcare is very different from the states ^^ got a surgery coming up for my hand as well, those are kind of fun xP cause they can move your whole arm all around without you feeling any of it, had a surgery on my left arm four years ago,, thats how I know that `¤ _ ¤ ´ _____-----_____-----_____-----THE MORE YOU KNOW-----_____-----_____-----_____

  • lol, it's me, i'm the fucker in shorts. idk why but I generate an insane amount of heat. I fog up windows very quickly in cars. No idea why, just always been this way.

  • chadsepticeye

  • 10:41 ANyone else notice the camera focus the background instead of jack. LOL

  • If Jack wants to change his icon up he should do it when he found the next right image for his channel! But everyone will still love beloved Septic Sam whether he stays in the logo or not.

  • the memers are dead

  • We’re not saying your wrong jack we’re just wondering how you know Jesus is a carpenter

  • hey jack go to philipines

  • For the top banner u could add the test tube sceptic eyes from the intro eras ago and have a futuristic background

  • Why would you change an already perfect logo

  • D-Day ww2

  • Jej

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  • WELCOME BACK JACKIE BOI. We are all so very happy to have you back better than ever!

  • Idea for Logo: a Image of the current logo in 3D

  • 16:09

  • what if Sean made a entire video saying buy my coffee

  • for your banner logo take like a school picture class photo with your fans in Houston Texas 😁

  • 7:29 im that shit head

  • imagine you are a doctor and jacksepticeye walks in and is like tummy hurty gald you doing okay

  • I'm watching u sinds ur first video and ur humor LOVE IIIIITTTTT🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️ keep the good vids up

  • I love ur vids Jack and respect bro a lott of respect from belgium ❤️❤️❤️🇧🇪

  • is this a dream

  • Fuuuuuck the story started right when I began to eat and yet I never stopped aaaaaaaaaaah

  • 14:45 that’s what she said

  • I had really horrible stomach issues... made me gain weight and horrible pain... my coworker kept saying it sounded like GERD. Got a biopsy and blood tests - nothing. Finally went to a Naturopath and he literally just pushed my stomach down, into place, and I've been fine since. I dealt with horrible pain for 8 years, just to have my stomach moved back to where it was supposed to be.

  • ISchats reminds me of China because they both censor and punish people for being themselves

  • I live in Canada... every winter there's someone in shorts... -30C and they're in shorts

  • I love the longer hair, the man bun, the ponytail. But it's your hair so it's whatever you want of course. I'm glad you're ok and glad you're back..even though now I'm late commenting here. You have been missed, and your true supporters would never go away. I hope you and your family are doing well. I recently lost my uncle due to cancer. We were pretty close. So I understood wanting some time. But at the same time for me hate being alone. Anyway, thanks for still making videos. I found your channel late but also at a time when I needed it in recent years.. When alot of things were going wrong. Lifted my spirits. Still does.

  • “you guys are fucking lunatics” yep, thanks for the fact bomb. 👍

  • Imagine a logo or banner with Sam having top of the morning coffee

  • jack....im nothing to succseeding to my leaval. i fuck up

  • 3:23 one thumb and is hilarious

  • HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT STORYTIME SOUNDTRACK IN FOREVER BRUUUUUUHHHHH

  • "I don't like my banner. I've wanted to change-" "SUBSCRIBE!" *surprised pikachu face*

  • just give Sam a fedora and that’ll be your logo

  • I love your vids

  • You look awesome in you workout pics 💪👍

  • Jack has solved console wars

  • There damn it I subscribed and I liked the fvcken video... I wonder who else finally subscribed.. anybody?

  • Stay strong ya irish warrior, so good to someone open up about there feelings to world

  • My mom gets on to me for screaming

  • Change it to Sam the sabertooth tiger

  • 3:32 yeah same 0-0

  • Aaaaand I'm a year older than Jack...

  • Jack how about the picture of an eye with a spirle dot

  • 🥳🥳🥳

  • yo dude i cant post in ur sub-reddit it has wierd rules and i am not a good redditor so imma post my idea here: I AM NOT A BRIGHT GUY BUT UR HEADLINE I WANT PEOPLE TO DRAW DIFFERENT CHARECTERS FROM UR PLAY THOURGHS AND THEN WE MASH EM ALL TOGETHER SO LIKE MANY FANARTS AND CHARACTERS THAT WOULD BE EPIC SO MANY FANARTS AND THEY ARE THE HEADER

    • so everyone that knows how to draw draws their favorite character from you and then i mash it all up and its the best header of all time

  • wish they had twitch on Roku tv....

  • me not wanting to watch this video because it reminds me how unathletic i am realizing it's meme time: IT'S MEME TIME IT'S MEME TIME

  • anyone else see the demonic shiver

  • YAY

  • for the new lowgo do blue not green

  • "what else is it going to be German hentai?" XD that cracked me up... this is tmi why am i telling you this, well i went through now youre gonna have to go through it as well lol the dialogue is so funny

  • remember the art wall you used to have behind you when you streamed of like all the fanart you received that could be a good banner that would be epic

  • Jack "your inside me and i can't feel anything" me at home "that's what she said

  • welcome back handsome man.

  • WTF, algorithm? Some guy talking about how he's back? Who is this guy? Where did he go? Wait, I already don't care.

  • That's a pretty powerful quote. "Just because I/you do things differently doesn't mean I'm/you're wrong." Obviously, it also depends on the situation.

  • Play-Station: At Xbox's throat Xbox: At Play-Stations throat Nintendo: Sitting in the corner

  • welcome back!!

  • don't you fucking change the logo

  • I love the logo!

  • The bell 🔔 🔔 🔔

  • The part at the end where he talked about his worries was inspiring as hell. Thanks, Jack.

  • im late to watching this but god ive had a week from hell and that story had laughing so it hurts idk why but man you helping through hard times since before 7th grade and im 20 now, anyway love you sean, so happy you still make videos you've made me happy so many times when ive had no hope and you'll probably never see this but imma just leave it here...

  • Glad to have you back Sean! Also such a beast going through a colonoscopy without any sort of anesthetic :x

  • Jacksepticeye, the guy who got through the darkness. I'm really proud of you Jack, and I will always be.

  • I want to say one thing just to be clear I am at 2.6 in minutes on the video and I can saw two jacks and my mind was blown I’m freaking drunk I need more whiskey 🥳🥳🥳 straight f***ing water

  • I’m season one og

  • You play Valorant??

  • Oh God, yes, my family is very familiar with colonoscapies (did I spell that right?) as Colon Cancer is very common and has taken a lot of family members. Glad it actually went very well! 🙌🏻💚

  • 22:37 HELLVA BOSS MEME! yes!

  • 07:18- i only wear kilts. i've worn pants 3 times in the last 10 years or so. the last time i wore pants was at a friend's birfday party, and that's what i gave her for her present, the rare sight of me in pants. she loved it and dragged me around for over an hour going from person to person showing them my pants. it was entertaining as hell, especially since even though i knew most of the people there, there was a hundred or so that i didn't know, and i had to explain to each of them why she was so excited. i also drive in the snow with my windows/top down, and sometimes wear flipflops in the snow. the first time it snowed this winter was in the middle of the night. i went out in my backyard and made fat naked snow angels. so ya, no matter how cold it is, i'm that one fucker in a kilt

  • Have your doctor's checked out your gallbladder, Jack? Mine stopped working last year, and it completely messed up my entire digestive system, it's out now, but I'm still suffering from side effects to this day. Even though my gallbladder is no longer inside of me! It's worth looking into if you haven't! 🤷‍♀️

  • I made a joke one time that was interoperate and had people looking at me So there was a girl talking about her dead dad every time she came to church so i said was your dad

  • subscribe to shrek 69

  • "That's so weird, you're inside me and I didn't feel that" - every girl I've been with

  • bruh

  • i wake up cold so i go to school cold and its just a patern i only go to school with shorts and a tshirt to help me become more used to the cold so it wont really bother me

  • I have an idea for the header but have 0 skills. What about all the personas? and different stages of jack?