Jared & Ivanka: No Credentials Necessary | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Birt 19 jan 2021
Here’s a look back at how Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, a.k.a. Jarvanka, spent the last four years in the White House. #DailyShow #Jarvanka #Trump
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  • @@@CONGRATULATIONS to Trevor Noah for finally showing what type of person he really is in his latest promo commercials for his so-called show. He tells us we should “ROAST CORONAVIRUS SO HARD” He states coronavirus you got so many zits it looks like your exfoliating with pizza crust. Then. The coronavirus starts to cry and Trevor feels sorry for what he said to the coronavirus and says “ AHH, I FEEL BAD NOW” Unfortunately, this is not comedy. This is exactly how Trevor really feels about a Covid Virus that has Led to the following. HE FEELS BAD ABOUT OFFENDING CORONAVIRUS WITH THE BELOW ATROCITIES THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR FAMILIES A dramatic loss of human life worldwide. The economic and social disruption caused by the pandemic is devastating: tens of millions of people are at risk of falling into extreme poverty. The pandemic has decimated jobs and placed millions of livelihoods at risk. Nearly half of the world’s 3.3 billion global workforce are at risk of losing their livelihoods No income means no food. Border closures, trade restrictions and confinement measures have disrupted domestic and international food supply chains in which we all suffer. PLEASE WAKE UP AMERICA People like this who have a voice to millions of people worldwide should not have the ability to continue to have a platform as the LATE SHOW to spew his one-sided agenda to the masses. Trevor. As well as many other public figures in similar positions need to be held accountable for their one sided globalist views based on their beliefs and not be so closed minded that there are others who believe differently and that’s ok. That’s why we live in AMERICA and have law and a CONSTITUTION that our country was founded upon. Fortunately for Trevor. Since he is such a beloved character for the globalist agenda his past exploits were quickly squashed by the globalist in which he works for within BIG MEDIA. NOTE: A lot of people have not seen the real Trevor and have not forgot his past. Its funny that in such a CANCEL CULTURE we live in now he wasn’t cancelled long ago for his supposed offensive/hateful comments which were much more offensive than the majority of the unfortunate cancelled individuals of today. WHICH, by the way means anyone who speaks derogatory towards the left and their agenda who does not agree to their personal opinions. If you do. You are deemed a liar, conspiracy theorist, white supremacist or domestic terrorist. His show is supposed to be an Award-winning program that examines the day's biggest news stories in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more. That description is the furthest from the truth. The show is simply about a puppet who is would be clinically deemed Self-Absorbed. Remember folks TREVOR SAYS YOU MUST TRUST SCIENCE. So, here is the clinical description of a Self-Absorbed person which is simply another term for a narcissistic personality. They are always on the defensive. They do not see the world from another person’s eyes. Anyone who opposes his views. They don’t see the big picture. A self-absorbed person thinks the world is just about them. They are imposing. They always think they are superior to others. They are so consumed by their own world and self-image They are extremely opinionated. They hide their insecurities behind a cloak of success. They devalue others. Constructive criticism is okay, but self-absorbed people always take criticism too far and use it as a weapon to allow them to devalue others. They can be arrogant. This is because they feel they are so important and better than every other person. A self-absorbed person can often be egotistical. They hide who they are. coming across as pretentious They are extremely selfish. They think they are great and the world out there is wrong. The previous is just one persons opinion as allowed for by the the Bill of Rights which are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. It spells out Americans' rights in relation to our government. It guarantees civil rights and liberties to the individual-like freedom of speech, press, and religion. NOTE: These rights should not be compromised no matter left or right when given a platform to promote ones-self and their personal beliefs. All issues should be equally presented and considered by all parties involved and not be suppressed/withheld as they are in todays society.

  • Can’t believe people listen and believe a computer voice for their information. Only Democrats 🇨🇳

  • I wish I could get hired at a high paying job with no credentials...but no, normal people need experience and an education. Which I have and still. 😪

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  • Trump's family is the best. I love them.

  • The biggest travesty of Trump's administration. Not only should never got their "jobs", but they made hundreds of millions "doing" them. These are the leeches who deserve to be locked up most of all.

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  • Agree or not after Lincoln the republicans became clown And democrats too I support no one except myself

  • If being complicit is being a force for good, then I’m complicit? 😂

  • (4:59)or what about cancun with teddy cruz..

  • does anyone know the classical music piece from 2:21 - 3:16?

  • Dear People of Comedy Central: Please re-negotiate Dave Chappelles' contract, whereby, Dave is fairly paid for all exiting Chappelle's Shows, and for any new Chappelle's Shows that may occur on Comedy Central in the future. All of humankind needs a good laugh today, and I think the comic genius of Dave Chappelle can tell the next best joke in the world. I thank you for re-negotiating the contract in goodwill, and I thank you on behalf of all humankind, and on behalf of Dave Chappelle.

  • Lol

  • complicit /kəmˈplɪsɪt/ ສຶກສາວິທີການອອກສຽງ adjective involved with others in an activity that is unlawful or morally wrong. "the careers of those complicit in the cover-up were blighted"

  • "adviser"

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  • Jared Kushner is the equivalent of an empty room painted eggshell white.

  • may they get their just returns! I cant imagine anyone who deserve locking up but them! They have made millions on their Dad's election to president. I despaire of America's despondency to convict these criminals!!

  • Yes get them in jail for at least one of their corrupt lies

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  • I think everybody who did not know what complicit means after this video googled it...

  • What a circus! So glad when they disappear.

  • The most important person? None of them.

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  • This is a very hateful video....just MORE LIBERAL hatred from liberal loons....what a witch

  • Ivanka is so fake and plastic. Scary how arrogant and how important she thinks she is. Ivanka has nothing on AOC! AOC IS BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT

  • 💯⚡😂😂😂

  • I can't believe this fool is being nominated for the Nobel prize

  • No, it's the Brooks Brother's [Skinny Suit] Forever War Collection.

  • And the list goes on daddy is getting her ready to run for president. Oh boy that will be great for all the countries that hate us. There won't be America after that.

  • If she wasn't his daughter...

  • Ivanka is beautiful but there is something about her face that I just can't stand

  • Why does jared Kushner look like a ventriloquist head???🤣🤣

  • Whatever said and done, Ivanka is a smart woman. Hope she puts some sense into her father.

  • "to Ivanka, definitions of words are like tax laws, they're just suggestions." XD

  • wait… trumpists see satanism in everything they don't agree with but Jared owns a black building with 666 written on the front of it? Kinda hilarious.

  • Why didn't Desi get any credit on this?

  • They looks so dreadful and dark.

    • It took Ivanka 10 seconds to get over her brain freeze and produce the tritest, dumbest excuse of an answer. What a disgrace.

  • WSBH

  • Wait a minute -- 666 Trump Center?? Isn't that somewhat telling about what is behind the Trumps?

  • Jokes on you, Ivanka just read Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and has extensive knowledge of his philosophy of language, specifically of the subject of the meaning of words.

  • The whole family has a weird way of holding their lips, it's like when they were supposed to learn to smile, they were taught smirking instead. And when they talk, their mouths remain lower on their faces compared to how a normally animated face would move.

  • its a modern american fairy tale.

  • Is it just me who has to look away from the screen as the mere viewing of these ghouls causes nausea and discomfort?

  • They look like Gay and Transgender

  • Lord Voldemort and the evil ice queen ......useless like the rest of the family!

  • And the meaning for complicit is “involved with others in an activity that is unlawful or morally wrong”, and she thought it meant having a positive impact 🤦‍♂️

  • That video was hysterical..."and other govern-menty things."

  • Summertime saga 0.20.8

  • It took Ivanka 10 seconds to get over her brain freeze and produce the tritest, dumbest excuse of an answer. What a disgrace.

  • Trump really just wanted to do one fun family thing together and the entire country just kept insulting him.

  • "to Ivanka, definitions of words are like tax laws, they're just suggestions." XD

  • Pinocchio and barbie.. ruthless rich folks with no common sense of wtf they were doing in office with the Cheeto man?! Wasted time and money.

  • Useless millioners cashing in America. They should of been collecting unemployment. We are not taking yet !!!!😌🗑️🗑️🗑️

    • @bowen voowy are you This ugly 😭 big woman With somebody's fake picture? True so called fake rich, can't even pay Their bills. Hahahaha 😄😷😭

    • @2:00 killed me completely

  • Best couple by far 👌👌👌

  • Ioo8ooo

  • It's only a matter of time (four years to be exact) before Kanye is the new president.

  • Ivanka is just absolutely stunning.

  • Ivanka's best line (complicit) -- second only to "hanging out with daddy when he met with "great business leaders and TITANS OF INDUSTRY" 😆🤣😂 OMG hilarious! You go, girl -- and keep right on going... FL is the perfect place for U

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  • I've reas 25 books and the all had a picture of Alfred E Newman (what? Me worry?) On them.

  • Two words. Gr eat.

  • They belong in jail.

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  • Thank you so much for this video!!!?

  • I hope they never come back

  • Glad the nightmares just about over. Bye, bye....

  • @2:00 killed me completely

  • Jared looks like a nazi

    • HELL NO! THOSE TWO DO NOT KNOW WHAT WORKING MEANS!

  • Kushner is underrated though, he was the mastermind behind the Arab Israeli peace deal

  • More qualified than zero anything Hunter & his corrupt senile father.

  • Music at the end plzz

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  • Just two more examples of ways trump tried to turn America into a banana republic.

  • "He was like a Swiss Army Knife...if all the tools were nail clippers." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Trump presidency was trump family looting as much as they can.

  • My vote is for the Island retreat off the coast of Manhattan.

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  • I’m really going to miss peace in the middle with countries the Obama/Biden administration said would never come to the table for peace.

    • @mikin lirou not sure why melanin is relevant but ok

    • 0:02 Holy shit that's a lot of white men

  • Trump family is so sh!tty

  • Jared & Ivanka.. The number #1 No Shame Couple in America

  • HELL NO! THOSE TWO DO NOT KNOW WHAT WORKING MEANS!

  • Ivanka- "Wanting to be a force for good and to make a positive impact." She sure made a "positive impact" on being a part of a criminal family, alright! smh

  • That entire family shit on the working class by taking office. You can’t even manage a McDonald’s without 5 years experience

  • TREVOR NOAH. stop putting up lies. U dumb commi.

  • Secret service: "were here to serve and protect" Ivanka: "good to know, just dont use any of our 15 bathrooms while doing so" What a hotdog🤦🏽‍♂️😒😂😂😂🏌‍♂️

  • This guy looks like Kenneth's evil twin brother.

  • My vote goes to the "Island retreat off the coast of Manhattan."

  • funny how haters cant stop hating even when they get their own way. just goes to show you once they have nobody to canabalize they will eat themselves

  • Jared may not have earned his position of influence. But even if he played 30% role in the Middle East's Abraham Accords, he deserves plenty of appreciation.

  • both jared and psychopaths daughter were not qualified.. They are both like tRUMP psychopaths. I hope they get caught up in the criminal dealings. How appropriate 666 5th for his address. Damon must be preparing for his reign.

    • @bowen voowy biden at least may be a worthless liberal but not a neo fascist like jared and ivanka

    • It looks that Hunter Biden is taking Jared’s place!

  • Ivanka should of advised daddy to shut his mouth. He just couldn't swallow that golden spoon. Ivanka go home.

  • 0:02 Holy shit that's a lot of white men

  • Jared looks like he bathes in the blood of the Innocent and saves the still beating hearts for Ivanka. They give me “The Purge: Millionaires hunting Poor People” vibes.

  • So, this is accurate?: ischats.info/fun/qdykl6WfaYicd5o/v-deo

  • Trump is playing his part well exposing the true nature of his breed America indulges and rewards those who take advantage of their government positions for monetary gain their time is at an end

  • What makes them think 🤔🤔 Hmmmm ❓ THEY HAD A FIGURE IN POLITICS ❓ THEY DON'T RELATE TO EVERYDAY AMERICANS IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. THEY WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A NOSE 🐽 JOB TO LOOK LIKE IT ISN'T STICKING UP IN THE AIR.

  • This is stupid. It sounds like a movie for junior high school students.

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