The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

Birt 19 feb 2021
PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
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  • PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

    • @DannyX Shut. Up.

    • Too late. Instructions unclear.

    • lmao

    • Please Marry me Ryan please! I'm not joking. Please, I don't think I'm being unreasonable

    • Technically it does say “HIT HER” it just adds on to that.

  • A myopically optimistic optometrist if ever there was

  • The first three lines of the letters in the background say "hit her"

  • ok do a first person who goes to the dentist :)

  • 'Is that threat !!!!' Lmfao!!

  • Also the fact if you sleep with them in they might get stuck behind your eyes !!

  • I tried contacts after not wearing them for too long. I was stuck in them for like a couple of hours. I think they should say “ not recommended for older folks with really dry eyes. Note to self: switch to an optometrist who is older than how long it’s been since I wore contacts...

  • Fun fact: contact lenses were actually glass at first. So you know ouch

  • me sitting here with my contacts in... 👁 👄 👁 ➖👄➖ 👁 👄 👁

  • Perfectly explained why I choose to just not see well.

  • I know it sounds weird, and the first time I managed to do it it was indeed hard to achieve but surprisingly second time I did it it was barely an inconvenience.

  • You should make a whole series based on the first guy to swim about marine stuff called swimmin man and his swimmin stuff, where someone tried to explain stuff under the water, that would be funny

  • I nearly spewed soup all over my desk at "Is that a threat!?"

  • I don't believe I've ever seen someone wear a fake mustache over a real mustache.

  • LOL I have glasses so the thunbnail NAILS how I feel when I feel like I don’t have glasses

  • The first thing I saw was “Hit Her” hahaha

  • Wait, he sounded like he refused to wear contact lenses, so he's not the first guy to wear them

  • How do people even live with contacts?

  • First guy to open a store

  • 😂 I legit could only read hit her and couldn’t figure out who the her was supposed to be 😂

  • This one had me dying. 😂 I wore contacts for a while, then I very much decided to simply stay an owl person, and I'm too scared to let the eye doctor person cut my eye open with a laser. It sounds like a threat to me too. 😂😂😂😂

  • For what it's worth laser eye surgery is completely worth it.

  • "I'm the eyeball person" sounds very... uh... weird.

  • I too prefer to owl it out.

  • I feeel the same way about I contacts! You nailed it !!

  • Me:gets glasses add befor this

  • Liked not even 5 seconds in!

  • I can imagine that the first guy who ate oysters had a similar talk

  • Ah, threatening people with force is *TIGHT*

  • Really funny video xD But in all seriousness, for those considering trying contacts in the future: I wear contacts (have done so for over a decade) and I have found out that one-day lenses, once you get them in there, are the most comfortable ones, but also EXTREMELY flimsy. They bend and scrunch in every single direction when trying to put them in so you gotta be gentle. I find that 1- or 2-month lenses are sturdier and waaayyyy easier to put in, but you will notice that your eyes get dry faster with them (after 10-12 hours it's already noticeable). Even though it might be scary to put them in at first, you get used to it fast. Also the benefits, especially during covid and the mask you have to wear daily, not having to deal with foggy glasses is a huge bonus. Just remember to clean them properly with contact lens solution every time you take them out!

  • Is it me or are his eyes purple?

  • Surely laser surgery would be barely an inconvenience?

  • Tbh I think glasses look good

  • I had laser done about 9 years ago now. This is how I've been describing the surgery for years now! "No Jon they didn't give me laser eyes, they cut my eyes WITH a laser!" One cool thing I remember was seeing smoke when they were doing my left eye. It was my cornea burning.

  • eye infection is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • Still how I feel about contacts. I'll be an owl, thanks.

  • Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous his eyes are? They look lilac, for gosh sake!

  • Does that sign in the back say “HIT HER” lol

    • no it says "Hi there helllo" read pinned comment

  • Anyone else notice the hit her

  • Gotta make a first country to implement rules to war

  • Somewhere someone has added you to their boycott list for a very subtle joke. Not me.

  • HIT HER... Ooh yeah I will! :D subliminal messages encouraging domestic violence are tight! :D:D

  • On the eye thing behind him, it says H I T H E R.

  • What if obi wan jumped down to greivous and said “Hi there, Hello”

  • The immediate "NOPE Pass!"response to the "pinch fold" extraction method killed me.

  • Is that a threat?

  • You should do “first guy to sing”

  • 1:39 you can see ‘hit her’ on the poster behind him

  • “I could use a laser to cut your eye open...” Is that a THREAT?” “No no no no...” “I’m callin tha police!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • notice how the letters say Hit Her

    • this a joke? I hope it is

  • Just got contacts yesterday and I'm already in love with them, figured Id revisit this video . . .

  • “How do they freakin... how do they feel?”😂🙈

  • TRUE

  • Hit Her. Hehehehehehe.

  • Y’all.. I just got a glasses commercial on this 😂

  • how do they freakin.... how od they feel lmao

  • Laser pls

  • Are you more of a pinch and pull or a drag and fold?

  • I bet contacts were invented when some serial killer decided to torture their victim and the victim was like "woah I can see now" when the guy stuck some glass in their eye

  • Can’t believe how dumb these characters are 😂😂😂 Can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • Owl life forever!

  • Best part is, this was relatively recent. The first person to wear contact lenses is probably written in a history book somewhere.

  • Lol I love this

  • I still think about the woman who tried to teach me to wear contacts when I was 16. I hope she's recovered from ... pretty much this scene.

  • I remember imagining that using contact lenses meant putting only the actual see-through parts of a pair of glasses into your eyes, and I was very confused as how that would work.

  • Yeah yeah yeah

  • This video makes it seem like contacts were invented to make people feel that the only option is to where glasses. Well the only alternative is to put this in your eye

  • I just decided when I tried contacts in middle school that I looked better in glasses anyway and it was too much work to keep up with contacts

  • the cryptic message on the letter chart is a nice toouch

  • The white part of your eye is not sensitive, you can poke it with your finger and it won't hurt, it just feels weird.

  • Did you make the owl joke because people comment on how your lenses magnify your eyes? Or are you...teasing yourself. Either way...i love your comedy.

  • Patienteritops

  • maybe not the best video to watch when I have an eye op next month and will need contacts in my eyes for good after that as well yeah, defo not the best video to watch with that in mind xD

  • The last comment by the “eye ball doctors” cracked me up

  • My eyes were watering as he described how the contacts go in your eyes XD

  • Optometrists sound so threatening.

  • Yea. I'm going to continue to owl. I never understood how ppl can put those things in/on their eyes. 🤤

  • Contacts are the tampons of the eye

  • As someone with glasses I’m offended

  • I have never been more relieved I have 20/20 vision in my life....

  • Watching this a day after I learned that contacts used to be made of glass at some point in time.

  • Hit her ........ Hol up

  • Daily contact lenses

  • I am part owl now. I have glass that make lights easier on my eyes, like the bright light from a computer screen. I am also 'nocturnal' I can see very well in the dark, I hate the light, and am barely up during the day when I don't have school. And I fall asleep very late.

  • You know there way trial and error getting them out.

  • 0:42

  • Oh wow, this person is telling me fun lies that are fun and might not actually be lies so I will listen to all his fun lies I decided.

  • Meanwhile in polite world-

  • I’m actually getting my eyes cut open by a laser this Friday

  • First guy to get braces

  • I recently got contacts and that really is the abridged version of what they tell you

  • Patienteratops 🤣😂

  • How much skin-tonner would he used,and face scrubs and chemicals with gadgets used for face,

  • within the first 10 seconds I was laughed the hardest I have all day lol

  • That was funny. Especially how to take out the contacts.

  • I just showed this to my whole team (we're opticians)

  • R. They talking bout contacts

  • dude I wear night time contacts and I have been wearing em for 2 years. It doesn't hurt at all. It actually feels good with the blink drops. But at first it was a little irritating, except it didn't make my eyes red or anything.

  • Yeah, you can't pull threats like that or a man will put you in a room for some time.

  • and this is why I stay an owl