Markiplier Isn't Real

Birt 4 jan 2021
I'm leaving for a week. Also I'm not real.

Ummæli

  • 👁👄👁

  • :0 REALY oml

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  • therapist: Markiplier isn't real, he can't hurt you. Markiplier: you right!

  • Holy shit I knew it

  • Catching up now!!!

  • This explains unas annus I guess btw BRING IT BACK THERE IS ALREADY COPYS OF THE EPISODES ONLINE YOU BETTER JUST REUPLOAD AND AT LEAST MAKE MONEY OFF IT

  • Lol

  • You look like keanu reeves now

  • MARKIPLIER SINT REAL

  • Wait What ???¡¡¡¡¡

  • People got upset with this one bc of the amount of dislikes on the video

  • mark: im not even real me with derealisation: oh ( :

  • "Markiplier isnt real" People who met mark irl: HMM...

    • Lol sorry

    • He could've been a holograph hmm? Ever think about that?

  • I think markiplier is making from someone or something but i always have many info on my brain but i must know who made markiplier

  • imagine working so hard for something and throwing it away bro

  • Darkiplieeer

  • Editor: *why do you have to hurt me like this*

    • at marks coffin replica which was half black half white

  • E

  • he is real he is doing it to get us scared...... pls say that you are real

  • oh ok

  • Dad bot?

  • His projects are always grand and mind blowing

  • Ahh I knew it!

  • This doesn't help with my depersonalization and de-realization y'know

  • I’ve been betrayed

  • his sinister smile when he finally lets out the enormous confession he’s been holding for years

  • Dark and twisted I love it

  • Keanu Reeves from Ebay be like

  • IT JUST A JOKE

    • the people who fixed his broken nose: exuse mwa wvat?

  • okay we all know that is bullsh*t

  • Mark died do to heart attack after hot dogd to death Ethan went insane without his best friend Ethan then started making up senereos in his head and then uploaded them to youtube amy tried to help him but it was no use after rellizing what had happened ethan decided he couldnt live with this online and deleted every trace of it and went back to look at marks coffin replica which was half black half white

  • I can't tell if this is a joke or not please help I'M CONFUSED AAAAAAA

  • Dad what did u do to mark

  • Haha

  • Anyone whos been around since pre camera Mark is like "oh...its back again"

  • Markiplier's the Imposter?

  • Just like my father. Not real.

  • Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

  • Seeing how famous I will be form ISchats comments lol

  • Oh poo...

  • darkiplier and markiplier are the same thing??

  • THIS FUCKING CRASHED MY COMPUTER WHAT

  • He looks like his brother

  • 🤩

  • wait so ive been simping for a fake man for 7 years- i knew my meds werent working. son of a gun

  • What is the sound effect at 0:15

  • WHAT

  • Mark: i was actually never real to begin with Me: glares at Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye slapping Markiplire video

  • all this "markiplier isnt real" stuff keeps making me think about the relationship between youtubers and stans, markiplier ISNT real, hes a character played by some guy named mark fischbach, we never met him, for all we know mark could be a shit human being, but we wouldnt know bc thats not what he would show, in the same vein, fans might act like people like mark are perfect, and have intense respect for him, like with dream stans, so if we ever found out about something horrible he did, they would disagree with that bc that dont want to imagine that someone they respected isnt who they say they are

  • None of us are real these days dud.

  • You have to be real plz......u are the only one who I looked up to besides unnis anis plz

  • guys i think he isn’t real

  • literally just going insane

  • Heh?

  • mark your so fucking smart!!! remember the game theory's vid about u like maybe two years ago!!! it all ties together.... your not real...

  • i just watched the game theory video on unus annus, was all that stuff intentional?

  • Markerpliers

  • 0:04 This reminds me of Joe Biden.

  • does this have anything to do with dad?

  • why does he look like john wick?

  • Egggs

  • It would be so cool if there was another '____ with markiplier'

  • Inside a mind we need you

  • yes sir

  • If he wasn't real, he wouldn't be in the video

  • HOLA NIÑOS AHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

  • -.. .- ...- .. -..

  • JUST MONI-MARKIPLIER?!?!!!??!

  • The Bad Ending

  • And the Lore gets deeper.

  • who's here after "Markiplier is real" video?

  • Guess which video I missed until today I've been just sitting here for the past week like "What the fuck is going on over at Mark's house?"

  • The backround u see the door open

  • No one: Me: looking for darkiplier comments

  • This is a theory everyone was actually talking about -?

    • If anyone wants to get me a step closer to my dream read my description :) I’m not a bot

  • Why is this video unavailable on my device? Hell

  • Mark plz play Ancient Gods on Doom eternal

  • It's a heist with markiplier 2

  • Me: Laughing in tears also stomachs is killing me

  • *MatPat foaming at the mouth in awe*

  • Ok I have a theory about this: Mark isn't the one telling you that he isn't real, it's [*****]. [*****] from [REDACTED CHANNEL NAME] has regained control of Mark's body and is giving out one last message to the public before fading away into the beyond, for he believes that the Markiplier channel has slipped out of existence as well. However, he doesn't know that he's wrong. A week later, the real Mark gains control of his body again and tells everyone he's real. Now this is kind of a lame theory, but I just thought about it :)

  • what

  • You okay mark

  • I knew it

  • i knew it

  • he died with unus annus

  • I'm so excited 😁

  • huh

  • If anyone wants to get me a step closer to my dream read my description :) I’m not a bot

  • All of the people who made confession videos were either editors or friends of mark. notice how Ethan, Amy, and Chica never made confession videos. Ethan, Amy, and Chica were all in Unus Annus videos. This must mean that Mark, Amy, Ethan, and Chica aren't real.

  • Damn!!! Lixian that editing was fire"!!!

  • What markey is not real

  • To those who don't know, they're preparing for HEIST 2.

  • I love that markiplier makes himself a living creepypasta

  • Markiplier: markiplier isn’t real. ethan from unus annus: how

  • what the fuck, where’s the memes

  • No Mark. Just Annus.

  • Ah, Dad was right. Markiplier isn’t real!

  • Not cool man, as soon as you left the screen my charger slid off my nightstand