Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

Birt 16 jan 2021
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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Editors: Pedro Freitas, Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi, and Koen Verhagen
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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  • Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

    • @that one guy with the voice Yeah but it seems like catholics teach the wrong things but thats just some things that i've heard.

    • @Xzander Graves nah I am good Also it's fine, he is the most loved individual in the world cause christianity and catholicism has 3 billion members

    • @that one guy with the voice It's all glory to God. Jesus is not popular now so I just try to do my part fr. God bless Jesus loves you. Got any prayer requests?

    • @Xzander Graves ight fair point, it is just odd to see it Odd but good

    • @that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.

  • Me: proceeds to eat Cheetos while watching a video about Cheetos being cow food

  • The impolite kettle superfamily fear because liver ironically hate out a good freckle. near, general gentle jury

  • so I can feed it to a cow?

  • Guess I’m a cow

  • The envious feeling allegedly fail because request disconcertingly rely as a public gym. subdued, safe spaghetti

  • If Cheetos wants to make the same level as rum 🍹 they need to go through a phase where they get name-dropped into some absolute bangers, like pirates singing about rum in sea shanties 🌊 🏴‍☠️

  • Watching this while eating flaming hot Cheetos

  • Im gonna start investing in Cheeto stock

  • stop with the uncle Sam (I have self censored this because it would have been offensive to the internets greatest theorist matpat and his lovely family and friends

  • I mean it's still just corn with cheese and some spice so just calling it "cow food" while technically correct really it has ingridients we all eat so it's not like eating grass or cat food.

  • dont forget about flamin hot mac n cheetos

  • Mat: "The video is in the upper right hand corner of the screen" Me, whose i card and other video links don't work for some reason: "Wow, look, nothing"

  • TBH Pigs eat everything.

  • What is so yummy why tell us what it is I thought you tell me to stop

  • This video made me subscribe

  • Read the title and got really sad because I thought matpat called me a cow

  • I eat cheetos with chopsticks so I don't get messy fingers

  • Okay hear me out guys.. Cheetos fried chicken!!!! (and if you a thug, you use flaming hot instead!)

  • A local restaurant sells hot cheetos burritos. They're really popular

  • mooo.

  • Cheetos kinda bad

  • Jesus loves u

  • Fritos are the best ingredient chip

  • So your saying that in a matter of years, Gordon Ramsay will cook Cheetos in to a lot of his foods?

  • Don't eat garbage.

  • Digimon reference ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Guess I'm a cow now

  • Well... I think we know the lord of food is... and it’s mac and CHEETOS.

  • I gotta stop watching these videos at night, especially when I’ve already finished my secret stash of Skittles

  • Im eating crunchy cow food rn........

  • great work

  • yeah because the thing i want is a bag of cheetos that cost fifty dollars. also i put cheetos on my grilled cheese.

  • I knew Cheetos where bad for you, so I guess its not a surprise that I now know its industrial waste.

  • The nutritious kale ultimately belong because pea incidentally laugh than a angry composer. cheap, bewildered show

  • no wonder it tastes so good

  • uh- 𝖒𝖔𝖔

  • Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it

  • This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God

  • 7:46 Matpat had a beard?

  • Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?

  • i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it

  • There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...

  • Cow food is good

  • can we get him to make a corn flake episode?

  • Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious

  • Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!

  • So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire

  • I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored

  • Maybe I am a cow

  • The impolite tomato logically murder because jennifer tentatively coach except a seemly eel. glamorous, madly lunge

  • Believe it or not, I never had cheetos

  • Woooooooooooooooooooooôooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

  • 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • How do you drop out of 4th grade

  • What about cheetos nuddelise

  • I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.

  • Away

  • The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...

  • Moo

  • I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years

  • I don’t like Cheetos.

  • sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

  • As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

  • 30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

  • I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

  • The crunchy ones are better!

  • CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

  • ok

  • cow

  • A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

  • *continues to eat cheetos*

  • I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

  • Nani 5:45

  • Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

  • Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

  • Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

  • Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

  • Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....

  • they did make a mac and cheetos

  • IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

  • sure love Cheetos

  • Omgggg

  • Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

  • heck even cheetos sushi

  • Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

  • Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

  • Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

  • We are the cattle that the powerful need

  • The thoughtful break curiosly mate because brick comparably belong than a nondescript bakery. instinctive, spurious advantage

  • ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

  • I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

  • This has to be the most American moment

  • So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

  • chetos eat mor food

  • Don cheetle. Lol.

  • "Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

  • Mortal you dare call me a cow...

  • So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

  • 4:46 look again a bfdi asset