What Really Happens Your First Week In Prison

Birt 22 des 2020
Ex-felon Mario describes what happens your first week in prison, plus the top three mistakes you can make your first week. Would you be able to survive?
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  • School life in a nutshell

  • Wonderful video, my friend! Shine on!?

  • i got released in may 2020 and this is accurate😐

  • I got turned into a prison wife my first week in prison. And I liked it.

  • Well western prison look cozy. Try Asian prison

  • Nice vid

    • Excellent video. Keep it up!?

  • "People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..." Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂

  • 12 years in prison ? what an expert

  • Good tips, I ll be in soon. Will report results in 2 years

  • He sounds like DMX

  • Plot twist : he never once dropped the soap

    • Wonderful video, my friend! Shine on!?

  • I could only hope to meet this man during my first week in prison.

  • *Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁*

  • It’s Hollywood Prison then It’s Prison, Prison! you perception is your actuality, My guy here on point.. this is the way!

  • Well done babish?

  • This is actually really interesting.

  • ✍️don’t ✍️go✍️to✍️jail✍️or✍️prison✍️

    • first like, then to watch video :D?

  • I just hope my kids never end up in prison honestly, that's one of my biggest fears as a mom.

  • this man is so sweet:((

    • *Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁*

  • Im watching this so i can sleep peacefully knowing that all the trumpies are going to prisonnnnn😌

    • I can imagine a murderer outside a police station waching this video preparing to turn himself in

  • Me: never even killed a fly in my life ISchats recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison

    • This is actually really interesting.

  • It's different for everyone. Certain types of people have it rough. They do get beat up. Robbed. Raped. Etc

  • "People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..." Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂

  • America's sad.. people get their shots and see a dentist for the first time WHEN THEY GO TO PRISON. WHAT. Makes me happy to be Canadian damn

    • being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • 0:08 "That if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed... And that's completely not true" Next video with this guy: How I Survived Getting Stabbed 7 Times In Prison

  • Me: never even killed a fly in my life ISchats recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison

    • And to read more statements which written by the awaited imam mahdi (Nasser Muhammad Al-Yemeni) Search on Google for the English section of his official website

  • All the prison mates in twin towers LA were really nice. Some people had beef with each other but for the most part no one bothered me

  • this month is my birthday

  • This all depends on what prison u in I been to a lot of prisons an some are wild

    • And to read more statements which written by the awaited imam mahdi (Nasser Muhammad Al-Yemeni) Search on Google for the English section of his official website.....

  • You're so beautiful! Great video?

    • promised You to follow the global caller to Allah, the caliph of Allah on Earth the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yamani. O Allah, make the raising of him a blessing upon

  • prison 101😂😂😂. For real i hope no one actually has to use this

    • prison, much less survive the experience?

  • Who isn’t going to prison and just got recommended by ISchats?

    • I - I wonder what he did tho 😳

  • **Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁**

  • I can imagine a murderer outside a police station waching this video preparing to turn himself in

    • About to do it wish me luck - Adams Trueman

  • Thanks for getting me ready for prison

  • This is actually really interesting.

  • super mario was in jail too long that he became black

  • Don’t drop the soap basically

  • being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • Expected: People learn what to do right. Reality: We all just curious.

  • Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine Imam Nasser Muhammad Al-Yamani 24 - Rabi al-Thani - 1441 AH 09 - 12 - 2020 AD 09:01 am _____________ Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine In the name of Allah, Ar-Rahman (the Most Gracious), the Most Merciful. From the servant of Allah and His Caliph, Nasser Mohammed, to all people O people, I am the Imam Al-Mahdi (the Guided Leader), Nasser Mohammed, not only am I the caliph of Allah over Yemen but also the caliph of Allah over the whole world. [I swear] By Allah, there is no difference in my eyes between a Yemeni and a Chinese person O Leaders of mankind and decision makers among their people, along with everyone that has reached their rectitude among Arab and Non-Arab and among Muslims and Non-Muslims, listen to and reason the ruling that I will give you with the truth; which is the decisive word that is not to be taken for amusement I swear by Allah, the One, the Overpowering, that I do not know of any vaccine for you or a cure for what is in the chests from the torment of Allah except that you [humbly] entreat with the following supplication without arrogance towards the caliph of Allah, Al-Mahdi Nasser Mohammed. And the words for removing the torment of what is within the chests are to humble yourselves to Allah and implore with supplication to Allah the following "Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves, and if You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers.” And after the repentance let each one of them say “O Allah I am Your servant, I ask you by virtue of the fact that there is no God but You, and by virtue of the fact of Your Mercy which you have decreed upon Yourself, and by the virtue of the fact of the greatness of Your Pleasure within, which is greater than the pleasure of your heaven, to cure me of the torment of Corona or to turn it away from me as I am a believer in the caller to the truth from You O Allah, remove Your torment from us from whichever direction it comes from, so that we follow the path of the truth from You. And strengthen us to fulfil what we have promised you, O you who intervene between a man and his heart, as we only have Your mercy, You have decreed upon Yourself. If You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers. O Allah You have said in the clear Verses of Your book And your Lord says, {Call upon Me; I will respond to you} [Surah: 40 - Ghafir - Verse: 60] So the Dua'a (supplication) and the repentance is from me, and the response is from You and You do not break Your promise. Exalted You are our Lord, your promise is true and you are the Most Merciful O Allah Give us the strength to fulfil what we have promised You to follow the global caller to Allah, the caliph of Allah on Earth the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yamani. O Allah, make the raising of him a blessing upon us and not a misery upon us because of our turning away from the call to the truth of the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni”. Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni And to read more statements which written by the awaited imam mahdi (Nasser Muhammad Al-Yemeni) Search on Google for the English section of his official website.

  • Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine Imam Nasser Muhammad Al-Yamani 24 - Rabi al-Thani - 1441 AH 09 - 12 - 2020 AD 09:01 am _____________ Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine In the name of Allah, Ar-Rahman (the Most Gracious), the Most Merciful. From the servant of Allah and His Caliph, Nasser Mohammed, to all people O people, I am the Imam Al-Mahdi (the Guided Leader), Nasser Mohammed, not only am I the caliph of Allah over Yemen but also the caliph of Allah over the whole world. [I swear] By Allah, there is no difference in my eyes between a Yemeni and a Chinese person O Leaders of mankind and decision makers among their people, along with everyone that has reached their rectitude among Arab and Non-Arab and among Muslims and Non-Muslims, listen to and reason the ruling that I will give you with the truth; which is the decisive word that is not to be taken for amusement I swear by Allah, the One, the Overpowering, that I do not know of any vaccine for you or a cure for what is in the chests from the torment of Allah except that you [humbly] entreat with the following supplication without arrogance towards the caliph of Allah, Al-Mahdi Nasser Mohammed. And the words for removing the torment of what is within the chests are to humble yourselves to Allah and implore with supplication to Allah the following "Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves, and if You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers.” And after the repentance let each one of them say “O Allah I am Your servant, I ask you by virtue of the fact that there is no God but You, and by virtue of the fact of Your Mercy which you have decreed upon Yourself, and by the virtue of the fact of the greatness of Your Pleasure within, which is greater than the pleasure of your heaven, to cure me of the torment of Corona or to turn it away from me as I am a believer in the caller to the truth from You O Allah, remove Your torment from us from whichever direction it comes from, so that we follow the path of the truth from You. And strengthen us to fulfil what we have promised you, O you who intervene between a man and his heart, as we only have Your mercy, You have decreed upon Yourself. If You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers. O Allah You have said in the clear Verses of Your book And your Lord says, {Call upon Me; I will respond to you} [Surah: 40 - Ghafir - Verse: 60] So the Dua'a (supplication) and the repentance is from me, and the response is from You and You do not break Your promise. Exalted You are our Lord, your promise is true and you are the Most Merciful O Allah Give us the strength to fulfil what we have promised You to follow the global caller to Allah, the caliph of Allah on Earth the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yamani. O Allah, make the raising of him a blessing upon us and not a misery upon us because of our turning away from the call to the truth of the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni”. Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni And to read more statements which written by the awaited imam mahdi (Nasser Muhammad Al-Yemeni) Search on Google for the English section of his official website

    • elections.

  • Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine Imam Nasser Muhammad Al-Yamani 24 - Rabi al-Thani - 1441 AH 09 - 12 - 2020 AD 09:01 am _____________ Corona Virus and Announcing The Miracle of Healing Without a Vaccine nor a Medicine In the name of Allah, Ar-Rahman (the Most Gracious), the Most Merciful. From the servant of Allah and His Caliph, Nasser Mohammed, to all people O people, I am the Imam Al-Mahdi (the Guided Leader), Nasser Mohammed, not only am I the caliph of Allah over Yemen but also the caliph of Allah over the whole world. [I swear] By Allah, there is no difference in my eyes between a Yemeni and a Chinese person O Leaders of mankind and decision makers among their people, along with everyone that has reached their rectitude among Arab and Non-Arab and among Muslims and Non-Muslims, listen to and reason the ruling that I will give you with the truth; which is the decisive word that is not to be taken for amusement I swear by Allah, the One, the Overpowering, that I do not know of any vaccine for you or a cure for what is in the chests from the torment of Allah except that you [humbly] entreat with the following supplication without arrogance towards the caliph of Allah, Al-Mahdi Nasser Mohammed. And the words for removing the torment of what is within the chests are to humble yourselves to Allah and implore with supplication to Allah the following "Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves, and if You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers.” And after the repentance let each one of them say “O Allah I am Your servant, I ask you by virtue of the fact that there is no God but You, and by virtue of the fact of Your Mercy which you have decreed upon Yourself, and by the virtue of the fact of the greatness of Your Pleasure within, which is greater than the pleasure of your heaven, to cure me of the torment of Corona or to turn it away from me as I am a believer in the caller to the truth from You O Allah, remove Your torment from us from whichever direction it comes from, so that we follow the path of the truth from You. And strengthen us to fulfil what we have promised you, O you who intervene between a man and his heart, as we only have Your mercy, You have decreed upon Yourself. If You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers. O Allah You have said in the clear Verses of Your book And your Lord says, {Call upon Me; I will respond to you} [Surah: 40 - Ghafir - Verse: 60] So the Dua'a (supplication) and the repentance is from me, and the response is from You and You do not break Your promise. Exalted You are our Lord, your promise is true and you are the Most Merciful O Allah Give us the strength to fulfil what we have promised You to follow the global caller to Allah, the caliph of Allah on Earth the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yamani. O Allah, make the raising of him a blessing upon us and not a misery upon us because of our turning away from the call to the truth of the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni”. Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammed Al-Yemeni And to read more statements which written by the awaited imam mahdi (Nasser Muhammad Al-Yemeni) Search on Google for the English section of his official website.....

  • My first week in prison a guy did get stabbed and his shoes taken

  • I - I wonder what he did tho 😳

  • I sometimes wonder how Chris Watts, the man who killed his pregnant wife and their two young daughters, has fared in prison. How could such a man have any status in prison, much less survive the experience?

  • If bass was a person.

  • Cool...super loved it?

  • Hello mario

  • Also good advice: Don't team up with anyone in prison, if you don't want to return

  • This is actually really interesting.

  • people thinking about going on 60 Days In - take notes

    • OMG I love it so much?

  • Prison is technically school The jails are the classes lunch is lunch yard Time is recess and basiclly boarding school

  • Why did BuzzFeed get a black king to talk about this. Guess they are playing into the racist stereotype. Plenty of white, Asian and Latinx people go to prison but BuzzFeed picked a POC. That's racist

    • and the cycle starts over again and again and again

  • Sounds like military in processing right before basic training 😂

    • @hen ko yeah I agree. I’ve learned a lot from family members who were incarcerated. A lot of people were in jail are really smart just had some tough circumstances.

    • I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people o

  • this was so eye-opening and concise

    • being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • No president should be elected with fraud. I blame every "real" Biden voter voter for this circus. Just like They will be responsible for the murdering of innocent brown children with Biden's bombs of war if he is installed as president. You are all brainwashed tools. Nobody should except a vaccine from a government that can not hold legitimate elections.

    • I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people o

  • This is actually really interesting.

  • Merry Christmas everyone 🤣🧚🏻‍♀️😁⛄⛄🥧🍩🍪☃️❄🌲🦌🧊🍦🎄🌨🍰🍬🎅🏻🍫🍫💙🤍🎅

    • @minij hooi oof

    • Another tip to survive in prison is to just keep your head down and mind your own business.

  • people thinking about going on 60 Days In - _take notes_

  • "See your friends...." Frequent fliers!

  • *drops soap by accident* *”Hey pick it up sweet cheeks”*

  • Dem asscheeks get inspected

  • this was so eye-opening and concise

  • I been in the system since 2013 . In and out ! Glad to say last week my case was finally thrown out 🙏🏽

  • No commissary for TWO WHOLE WEEKS . Just remember that .. and if you didn’t wear 10 pairs of underwear to court and the right sneakers you’ll be wearin somebody hand me downs . Also not all jails are orange . They’re usually tan nowadays and look like cna uniforms

  • He's some type of pastor . Much respect

  • well not planning on going to prison but this was interesting

  • I’m so confused it’s prison why does it matter. Creating systems on the outside in that’s not the proper rehabilitation, if anything it worsens and gives people in prison trauma and the cycle starts over again and again and again

  • What is this? Orientation?

  • I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people out in free world. What touched my heart is “ Keep it simple and keep it respectful. Don’t mess up because there are many of us that would do anything to have ONE more chance at being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • I always thought you were a joke buzzfeed. This is good content. Prison reform should be a concern of everyone. I'm sorry it took a Kardashian to make people care but thank God for Kim I guess.

  • Another tip to survive in prison is to just keep your head down and mind your own business.

  • wait what store in prison?

  • Larry Lawton is the best guy to listen to if you want to really know what prison is really like.

  • My African boarding school is so similar to an American prison. No difference at all😬. Only difference is you get your behind whopped for miniscule things such as not ironing your shirt smh. I'll share this with my nephews who are headed to boarding school

  • Watching this cuz motherfuckers been testing me lately

  • The criminal justice system isn't racist.

  • Damn they really just milkin this dude for Prison content. Buzzfeed, you good bro? You trynna tell us somethin?

  • Just dont drop the soap

  • Mexicans got on boots....🏃‍♂️

  • Thank you for this information. I don't plan to ever go to prison but i realize sometimes life doesn't always give people the choices once specific lines are crossed.

  • So don’t steal, borrow or be disrespectful...can’t believe it’s just that easy to survive in a jail full of killers, gangbangers and crazies

    • i got released last may, and you’d be surprised at how many of them aren’t really “crazies”. just average people who fucked up. some worse than others obviously.

    • "Prison"

    • "crazies"

    • I mean there are psychos everywhere in the world so you're already getting practice

    • To be fair, those people are everywhere, especially where you least expect them to be.

  • Omg.

  • So technically it's school-

  • Don't mind me. I'm just preparing myself for any *accident* that may occur.

  • Why did he go to prison?

  • Yesssss!!! My guy is back❤️❤️

  • You get your cheeks spread. Next question

  • Good advice, hopefully never need it

  • But there's actually people to purposely go to jail for free food cause the real world left them starving

  • Martha Stewart's take on this: "Make apple jelly from the crabapple trees in the yard." (Yes, she actually did that.)

    • @Billy Bob Jamal lol sugar does make things taste better

    • @Liz W neither is rhubarb until you drown it in sugar.

    • crabapples are not delicious

  • _ayy first weeks when the butt stuff happens _

    • ayyy lmao that’s fucked

  • This video inspired me to go to prison. Thanks a lot mate

  • Why did he even go to prison?

    • @Gabby M because why not I just wanna see no need to be so rude about it :(

    • Why does it matter? He seems like he is trying to do better for himself now. Who he is in the present should be the focus, not who he was in the past.

  • He gave you free game soak it in fr

  • ♣️♦️❤️♠️👁

  • He said on the fourth day you get you lingerie ?

  • I don't plan on going to prison anytime soon but this video is very informational

  • God Bless Brotha ! 🙌🏽🙏🏽❤ You're so insightful & inspirational!